OLDCATMAN: AN INTERNET MAGAZINE

Thursday, July 3, 2008

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GOOD--whatever; and tomorrow is the day the nation blows up $$!

And let's everybody welcome STEVIE, a troll from the Firebox For-ummmmm!

Now that we have acknowledged SHIT HEAD.......

ON WITH THE NEWS:

**THE OTHER WAR KILLS TOO.
**SEX ABUSER GETS HIS!
**HOLY RICH COWS!
**ERECT WATERMELONS?
**TOUCHY-FEELY COINS??
**''UP, UP AND AWAY!"

ON WITH THE STUFF:

**ANN COULTER'S CURRENT COLUMN.
**THE NATIONAL ANTHEM: SING-A-LONG!
**GOT MILK? (YOU TUBE)
**WATERMELON QUIZ.
**JIM WARREN'S ART.
**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA
**AND TOONS!

'TIL THE SUNS FALLS
OUT OF THE SKY!

OLDCATMAN

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Has anyone seen/heard a comment from THE BOY on what his "sister"did?

He was in Colorado at the time.

Bury your head in the sand, OBAMA (again)........Oldcatman
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

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GLOBAL WAR(N)ING!!!!!!!

I don't care if it is MAN or MA NATURE or George Bush---it's hotter than hell this late morning!

AND EVEN THE NEWS IS SIZZLING A BIT:

**OBAMA.......RELIGION AND GOVERNMENT
**OBAMA.......BARBECUE, "Where's the PORK?"
**THE NATIONAL ANTHEM (as sung in the cotton fields?)
**STARBUCKS: EMPTY CUPS
**PUT ON YOUR WALKING SHOES (They get good mileage!)
**DROUGHT (What else?) IN COLORADO

SIZZLING STUFF:

**OBAMA: AN OLDCATMAN CLIP
**YOU ARE WHAT YOU DRINK? (A COFFEE QUIZ)
**A HISTORY OF GAS (YOU TUBE)
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**A HOLE IN ONE? (A GOLF JOKE)
**AND TOONS!

OLDCATMAN
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PS: THE COMMENTS ARE TEMPORARILY OUT OF ORDER. Oldcatman

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

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"STILL SNEEZING AFTER ALL THESE YEARS"..........

Big news.......Oldcatman has been banned again!

This time by the jerk-offs at the FIREFOX FORUM, a haven for computer nerds--run by volunteers who would not qualify for the "job" if the FORUM was a formal Firefox function.

PROBABLY THE BIGGEST NEWS OF THE DAY!

**SOLDIER BOY, CLARK, SPEAKS?
**MILK: NEW JUGS!
**FLOYD LANDIS, STILL BUSTED FOR DRUGS!
**KILL ALL YELLOW JACKETS!
**RUN-A-WAY CHIMP!
**2 WORD ESSAY!

STUFF (OF THE DAY):

**THE BANNING OF OLDCATMAN (AGAIN)!
**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA!
**BEE STING QUIZ.
**''OH, NURSE'' (A JOKE).
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**AND TOONS!

OLDCATMAN
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Monday, June 30, 2008

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.......still sneezing!

Dear Me....and it's Monday again.....one of those things that happens when the earth spins.

Just like reporter's "spin" news?

Here 'tis (the news):

**BROTHELS AGAINST GAS PRICES
**A GASOLINE POLL
**$7.00 A GALLON?
**TEENAGERS & BOOZE
**KOREAN FOOD AID
**THE LAME DUCK QUACKS

Here 'tis (the stuff):

**OBAMA, YADA YADA YADA
**KNOW YOUR BOOZE (A QUIZ)
**TINY TINY CRITTERS (A SLIDE SHOW)
**ALTERNATIVE ENERGY
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**AND TOONS!

OLDCATMAN
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Sunday, June 29, 2008

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GESUNDHEIT!!!!

Dear allergies, TAKE A HIKE!

The last couple of days my sneezing has been OUT OF CONTROL!

So what else is NEW in the early Summer!

Oh......TODAY'S NEWS, OF COURSE, WITH STUFF THROWN IN:

**NORTH KOREA IMPLODES!
**THE BUDGET--CHOKE!!
**THE MILITARY GET 'GASSED'.
**THE mexican VOTE!
**SPEEDING TICKETS!
**ANOTHER POT BUST
**TOMATOES: A BUM RAP?

AND THE FREE STANDING STUFF:

**ROAD RAGE (A QUIZ)
**THE HISTORY OF POLLUTION
**THE AMAZING AMISH
**VIAGRA NEWS
**THE ART OF JIM WARREN
**AND TOONS

OLDCATMAN
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Friday, June 27, 2008

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Hey, Robinson, where's Friday?

.......playing on the island someplace!

The other Friday is here with the NEWS:

**WHERE IS THE NORTH POLE?
**WATCH OUT FOR BEARS!
**STIMULUS BULL SHIT!
**JESUS STONED.......
**DEMOCRATS EN ESPANOL!
**ATM'S STOLEN-X2!

And this Friday has STUFF:

**OBAMA: YADY YADA YADA
**GLOBAL WAR(N)ING QUIZ
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**GOOD OLD SEXISM (A SLIDE SHOW)
**THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
**PEEPING TOM EXPOSED

AND TOONS!

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN IN
THE WEEKEND EDITION.......

OLDCATMAN

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

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Hey!

It's Thursday and we ignored making mention yesterday (Wednesday) of ''humpday''.

Is Thursday 'post humpday'?

Do we really care?

How's the HEAT where you live?

Whatever.....and now the HOT news:

**A MAJOR GUN OWNER VICTORY!
**DUBAI can sink, as far as I care!
**More RICH PEOPLE...nobody I know!
**RECALL: BABY CRIBS!
**PREDATOR spawns another politician!
**THE HULK is missing!

.....and now the STUFF:

**WHAT KIND OF GUN ARE YOU (QUIZ)
**ANN COULTER'S LATEST COLUMN
**OBAMA: YADA YADA YADA
**A HISTORY GAS PRICES & THE CARS WE FUELED
**NOT FOR HOMOPHOBICS
**THE ART OF JIM WARREN

AND TOONS!

AND LET'S START READING
(THEN PASS THE MAGAZINE
LINK TO SOMEONE ELSE!)

OLDCATMAN

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

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Dear me.........

I hurt my damn back again--I guess it will never stopping hurting now and then until IT IS OVER!

I guess the NEWS is never over until "IT" IS OVER.....whatever the hell "IT" is?

DA NEWS.......

**Give "them'' hell, Mr. Imus!
**Bush is in the SEWER!
**Katrina versus current flooding.
**Golf course "conflict'' in tee times!
**SHRINKAGE.......
**Cheers for the GOATS!

DA STUFF.......

**OBAMA, YADA YADA YADA
**FLOOD QUIZ
**STRANGE GOATS ON YOU TUBE
**A QUICK AND DIRTY VIDEO
**HORROR MOVIE NO-NO'S
**CATHOLIC HUMOR
**JIM WARREN'S ART
**AND TOONS!

I'll be BACK (ACHE) tomorrow!

OLDCATMAN

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

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Hello.......

I had my annual EYE EXAM yesterday--no change in my RX and yes my growing cataracts are still there; of course, along with "death and taxes" there are cataracts!

We have a good assortment of news today, as well as s t u f f, some of which relates to the news!

NEWS:

***BIG BREAKFASTS RULE!

***'IMAGINE NO RELIGION'

***NOOGIES!!!!

***CAT FISH FARMERS IN TROUBLE!

***CELL PHONES CONTINUE TO SUCK!

***MY ''NEIGHBOR'' IS JOE COCKER!

S T U F F...........

**OBAMA (YADA-YADA-YADA)

**EVER GONE NOODLING?

**BREAKFAST CEREAL QUIZ!

**A ''TOYGER" !!

**JIM WARREN'S ART

**A WEDDING JOKE

**TOONS!

ONWARD!!!!!!!

OLDCATMAN

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Monday, June 23, 2008

Good Morning.......

I am getting ready to leave town for an appointment, the full edition will be back tomorrow.

It emotionally hits this old man hard, when I read the early news and someone who I have "admired, enjoyed, etc." all of my adult life has died.

Rest in Peace, George.

OLDCATMAN

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Sunday, June 22, 2008

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It's a really BIG edition today.......There will be NO EDITION tomorrow, Monday, 062308, as I have an early ''out of town appointment".......

So, let's go!!

T H E N E W S.........

Obama/Clinton together again.......

What's cookin'??

Wedding tissue.......

Insane teacher!!!!

A voice in the night--who is it?

Hairy food!!

S T U F F.......AND MORE S T U F F.......

A TOILET PAPER QUIZ.......A TOILET PAPER WEDDING GOWN.......NUTRITIOUS HAIR.......JEWS/MUSLIMS, TESTING 1,2,3.......DEAD PEOPLE, 2008.......JIM WARREN'S ART.......A FOOLISH LAWYER?.......OBAMA???????.......AND SOME TOONS!

PROCEED: DO NOT STOP
READING UNTIL THE
BITTER END...................

OLDCATMAN

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Friday, June 20, 2008

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Dearly beloved.....again!

Sure got lots of feed back (readable or not!) on the 'same sex marriage' crap and in retrospect my biggest problem with this is, I PERSONALLY HAVE NO USE FOR MARRIAGE, whether it is male-female, male-male, female-female or human-animal--TELL ME THE POINT OF A LEGAL 'MARRIAGE'?

Enough of this marriage crap--WHAT'S IN THE NEWS?

OBAMA 'BS' ABOUT OSAMA....

LADY WARRIORS.......

MARS GETS ICED.......

KNOCKED-UP TEENS.......

TAXING YOUR TEXTING.......

BOWELS AND ART.......

S T U F F ....................OBAMA/OSAMA ON YOU TUBE; KNOCKED UP QUIZ; INTERNET MADNESS; JIM WARREN'S ART; A GOOD MORNING JOKE; A VERY FUNNY LADY; AND A TOON!!

KEEP THE COMMENTS
ROLLING IN!

OLDCATMAN

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here.........

Whether IT be same or opposite sex, I could care less!

Tooooooooo many folks have their balls/tits in an UPROAR over this marriage issue--THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES IN TODAY'S WORLD TO FRET ABOUT.......

It's 10am and time for the NEWS......

FEET: LOST AND FOUND...

FEET: FLIP FLOPS FLOP

A DIET????

CREDIT CARDS:
Gas station's banning credit cards
Debit card screwing the unemployed
6-year-old gets a credit card

SSTTUUFFFF....................."DEAL OR NO DEAL".......ANN COULTER'S COLUMN.......AN OLDCATMAN RERUN ARTICLE.......HOMOPHOBIC QUIZ.......SAME SEX MARRIAGE
COMMENTS (YOU TUBE).......JIM WARREN'S ART.......AND TOONS!

READ ON.......................

OLDCATMAN

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

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GOOD MORNING.....my coffee was good, how was your's?

I was ''WOC'' (WITH OUT COMPUTER) from Monday, 1 PM to 4 PM yesterday----my wireless system 'blew' another radio receiver--"receivers 'crapped out' in mexico for Motorola.

So that's my news of the day and now the 'other' news of the day:

MORE DETAINEE BULL SHIT!!

WHY OBAMA IS KIND OF BLACK.......

SAME SEX, SAME SEX, SAME SEX...and the point is?

'SCREWED' POOCH!

THE LOTTERY 'SMELLS'.

GOD'S GIFT....COFFEE??

STUFF TO STUFF YOURSELF WITH: COFFEE QUIZ, YOU-TUBE DOES COFFEE, LEONA HELMSLEY'S DOG, NEW FEATURE: JIM WARREN ART, A COUPLE OF JOKES FROM LIL AND TOONS!

Get yourself another
cup of coffee AND READ
TODAY'S EDITION!!

OLDCATMAN

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

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Monday, June 16, 2008

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YEP, IT'S ANOTHER SUNNY MONDAY!

Time to slip into a 'tank top' and expose myself.........

Monday NEWS is often hard to come by, as most news feeds don't get updated on the weekends!

But we got some HERE:

GOP GOING BLACK!

CAPTURE THEM AGAIN?

MORE ON TOMATOES!

BAD, BAD FOOD????

WALGREENS GOES CRIMINAL!

SAVE THE HORSES!!

.......AND THE STUFF: A FOOD QUIZ; SALMONELLA "INTERVENTION"; AN ILLUSION; 'HOLE HUMOR'; PRISON ESCAPE (A GAME); AND TOONS!

WHAT MORE CAN YOU WANT
TO READ ON A MONDAY?????

OLDCATMAN

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

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Dear Weekend Editioners.......

BIG issue today!!!

How big is it?

It's smaller than a breadbox!

Here's the news.................

Tim Russert dies...

Firefox 3.0!!

The world wants CHANGE!

A new drinking disease!

Golf carts: A gasoline solution?

PROTECTION FROM: Obama & McCain!

***BRUCE, JACKIE...and GABE!
***MARTIAL ARTS MOVIE QUIZ!
***OBAMA'S "COVER YOUR ASS" WEBSITE!
***A SUPER BIRTHDAY!!!!
***AN ILLUSION.
***WREATH HUMOR.
***HAVE A SAFE SUMMER!
***SUNSHINE SHINES!
***TOONS!

Man, I'm tired----
long edition's
wear me out!

OLDCATMAN

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Friday, June 13, 2008

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Yep! It's Friday again!

Another glorious week has slipped by, never to return; except in our memories.

Remember THIS NEWS (if you care too!):

Iraq security 'debate'--a no brainer!

I N F L A T I O N

EXXON: "Going out of business...."

"Stranger" on trial!

Get "in the mood" to eat!

Pakistan: WAR IS HELL

STUFF: "stuff" in the news; Ann Coulter: her column and a quiz; an illusion; and TOONS!

Have a great weekend and
wait patiently for the
WEEKEND-EDITION!

OLDCATMAN

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

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Good.....good.....good......good....... MORNING!

(It's getting closer............)

Whether IT is good or not, I don't know.

So, let's nail the news NOW!

Stimulus $ = Increased debt!

Bush's jobless veto!

$4.00 plus-RULES!

GAY MARRIAGE--an economic stimulus!

Caruso 'rolls over'......

NAILS: ''live and learn''.

AND YOU CAN STUFF IT WITH........

* a Brokeback Mountain QUIZ
* an illusion
* canned milk humor
*OINK REPORTS: Sudoku & Get married-NOW!
*TOONS

AND WE IS OFF!

OLDCATMAN

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

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Dear everybody,

(It's HUMP DAY again!)

And it's news again.......

ARABS TO DISCUSS OIL WITH ARABS

OBAMA IS LOOKING FOR A SOLDIER.

BILL AND THE SKANKS.

AL FRANKEN, INDEED!

SOCIAL SECURITY 'DEBIT'.

CHILDREN AND GUNS.

THE STUFF: A "CHUCK E CHEESE" special report.......Dummycrat/Goppisser QUIZ.......an illusion.......OBAMA(DAM)NATION COLLECTION......and the proverbial TOONS!

ONWARD..................

OLDCATMAN
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

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GOOD AFTERNOON!

Regarding today's 'cover'.......I have this terrible urge to throw a rotten tomato at Obama but I only have the content of this magazine to throw at him!

You have been warned.

Gots some regular news:

Bush, getting tough on illegals!

Caution......just a bit longer.

BAD TOMATOES!

Bicycles: Rules of the road......

AND THEN: OBAMA(DAM)NATION NEWS.......

Obama and the white collar worker.

Voter racial attitudes.

Voter sexism.

The Democratic Primaries: By popular vote.

WHO IN THE HELL IS MATTHEW NUGEN?

STUFF-IT: A tomato quiz.......A Bobby Kennedy special feature.......A bicycle ride.......and no toons.

Enjoy.......

OLDCATMAN

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VERY LATE.......
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Monday, June 9, 2008

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Good day......to ??

......to read Oldcatman's Internet Magazine!

So, what's stopping you?

THE NEWS!!!!

An Indiana weather report from OINK!

OIL OIL OIL

Jim McKay dies.

The MARS Lander in trouble?

Bees can burn you!

If you're a dumbass, burn your apartment!

Shared Services: What a concept!

And you can S T U F F it with.......A BEE QUIZ; A VISIT TO MARS; A HAIR JOKE; FLOUR OR FLOWER?.......AN ILLUSION.......AND TOONS!

Now READ!!

OLDCATMAN

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"OIL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL''

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Sunday, June 8, 2008

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It's SUNDAY!

"Oink, how long can you tread water?"

N E W S:

Lot's and lot's of rain in Indiana! (An OINK photo report!)

Hillary......hmmmmmm?

The 2016 Olympics!!

OIL PRICES:$$$$$$!!

GOTTA JOB??

Horny teachers or students?

Outhouse terror??

AND THE STUFF: VEEP QUIZ... Good "service'', indeed... "Crapper" history...an Illusion...Cows with HORNS!!...and the TOONS!

OLDCATMAN

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Friday, June 6, 2008

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Good mourn (what we all should do about the 2008 presidential race!),

I thought WIRELESS was fast but yesterday's upgrade made it faster!

Speaking of NEWS: Talk about your unimportant news, we got it today!

Such as:

A lesbian kiss!

Baseball: Bury one free!

Hot BUTT from a moon!

Finger (not the middle) pointing!

Nuts!

Children of the CELLPHONE!

And today you can STUFF it with: Ann Coulter's column; Native American humor; an illusion; the evolution of life's wheels; Do you know your nuts?; and TOONS!

.......and off we go (faster
than a speeding byte!).......

OLDCATMAN

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NOW THAT WAS FAST!

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Thursday, June 5, 2008

Good late afternoon!

The wireless folks just left--they were here for almost 4 hours putting in some new equipment to improve the service and to SOON give me phone service for $19.95 all inclusive (local, long distance, etc).

So now it becomes a question, shall I post today's prepared magazine NOW or publish it fresh in the AM.

The reality is IF I publish NOW, there is no PREP time for a new magazine tomorrow--so, I'll publish TODAY'S MAGAZINE first thing in the am and then prepare for the WEEKEND edition......as if anyone really cares what, where when and why!

See you in the AM,

OLDCATMAN

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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

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Dear 10% of the populous (and the other 90% should always keep their eyes closed when their head is up their ass!),

Well, 'EXCUSE ME'!

You're excused.

IS OLDCATMAN A RACIST?

No; I'm part of the 10% who would vote for RICE or POWELL in a heart beat.

Obama is a FLASH IN THE PAN and we elected another FLASH in 2000 and just look at the last 8 years.

AMEN.

Oh yeah, there is other news........

Bo Diddley dies.

The PRINGLES urn.

Spell check needs to be checked!

A BEAR rescue!

A Marine gone bad....

$1000.00--UP IN SMOKE?

BAD TOMATOES!

And STUFF!

READ ON.......

OLDCATMAN

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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

The blogspot image uploading system has taken another CRAP!

It has apparently been OUT OF ORDER since 1 am this morning----this according to the raft of complaints at the GOOGLE/BLOGSPOT FORUM.

I am finding that the FORUM is a bunch of bull shit as it is nothing more than bloggers blowing off steam on an issue that nobody at GOOGLE/BLOGSPOT gives a shit about.

So, I sit back and wait...and wait...

Later

Oldcatman

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Monday, June 2, 2008

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Good morning,

I suppose it is---Monday--gotta take the garbage to the road.......and the next thing you know it will be Friday again!

But for Monday, here's the news.......

Australia exits IRAQ!

Obama exits his 'church'!

Do 'they' get 72 virgins?

The 2008 dummycrat campaign's SUCK!

Is PT Barnum selling new cars?

Japanese lady comes out of the closet.......

.......and the STUFF:

Live's need 9 cats.......an illusion.......Cowboy humor.......Moses on marriage.......WOBATS.......Australian critter quiz.......the 'ladies' of Al Qaeda.......and TOONS!

Read today's magazine
and refer it on!

OLDCATMAN
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Sunday, June 1, 2008

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Well, if it isn't the 153rd. day of 2008--it's normally the 152nd. day, except for it's Leap Year.

Now that 'that' is out of the way.......

A good weekend edition is upon US!

Another one of those news days that it was easy to pick the NON CRISIS articles!

Like......

Two different MARIJUANA tales.......

Condi Rice gets off on KISS!

Lone Ranger masks would be better.

An OUTER SPACE brew.......

State's plea for gay marriage delay!

Today's STUFF is well worth the VIEW!!!!

We have: Trubutes to Dick Martin & Harvey Korman; More Obama madness; another illusion; a RIDDLE; The "DENVER ALIEN" with a SCI-FI quiz; and, of course, TOONS!